Um.

I really didn’t want to write a blog post. So I thought I’d just post a picture and call it a day. However, when you Google ‘funny picture’ you are presented with one of three options: pets wearing funny hats, women with massive breasts, or pets poking out of massive breasts. They may or may not be wearing hats. There was also several instances of a toddler humping what looked to be a blow-up sex doll.

I tried to put in ‘humorous picture’ next, thinking wording would make all the difference. There were still a lot of pets, but this time the pictures seemed to be aimed at grandmas or people living in upstate New York, i.e. a dog who looks like he’s praying sitting next to a child who is, in fact, actually praying. There were also things that looked like they belonged on greeting cards for baby boomers reaching their 20th wedding anniversary, such as an image of a fat balding man looking into the mirror and seeing a virile piece of beefcake. None of these options seemed worthy of a post.

Finally I decided that ‘hilarious’ must be the ticket. What did entering this into Google result in? For some reason hilarious equals hockey fights and x-rated jokes involving lots of underwear. Then I just typed in ‘Geraldo Rivera.’

See, this picture is legitimately funnier than anything that is actually attempting to be ‘funny.’

~ by aconno on August 16, 2009.